This Dalek was sitting between the bedrooms in my house until I evicted it. Actually, it is a Genie 5hp 15 gallon shop vacuum left by the previous owners of the house. It still works.
In other fun events, I had a locksmith come by on Wednesday. He dated a receipt October 18th. Even more fun, a remote control was lost and then found three days later; my parents had been sleeping on it the whole time, but didn’t know.